Sure, let’s get rid of the department of education, and let the states decide standards of education. We’ll have 50 different standards of education and they’ll all be so great. The best ones will be teaching Windows 95, while everyone else is learning Windows 11. 95 is bigger than 11, nobody can deny that. Kids in one state will learn from a 2000 year old book while others are learning from a book published last month....
Cereal
We live as if, a while ago, someone convinced everyone that they should eat their cereal with a fork. Maybe some of us find that to be a bit ridiculous, so we search for something better than a fork, maybe like a spoon. But there are no spoons left. Nobody gave us spoons. There’s only several slightly different kinds of fork. The milk just remains in the bowl after. We won’t even drink it, we just throw it down the drain, and the drain leads to a fancy bowl where a fancy person can pour their fancy cereal and eat it, and then drink their fancy surplus milk....